On the lighter side, R.A.G.E. Media has a list of Scott Hahn facts, inspired by all the great Chuck Norris facts you can find out there on teh interwebs.  A sampling:

Helen Keller’s favorite noise is Scott Hahn.

Scott Hahn ruins the ending of the Gospel of Matt for teenagers, just to
seem them cry with joy. When this doesn’t work, Scott Hahn says “I’ll give
you something to cry about” and shows them Matt 5:28.

If you can see Scott Hahn, he can see you.

If you can’t see Scott hahn you may be only seconds away from a Catechismic
kick to the face.

While he was on a mission trip to South America, Scott Hahn converted the
entire country of Russia over to the Immaculate Heart of Mary by yelling
“Rosary!”

Scott Hahn can say “transubstantiation!” faster than you can say “bang!”