As we all know, if you offend the peaceful religion of Islam, then you invite violence against yourself.  (I’m sorry, but does that really make any sense to anyone?)   Hence, political cartoons depicting Mohamed with a bomb in his turban are terrible and can get you killed.

Well, the BBC doesn’t want to incite any peaceful Islamists to violence, so their new hospital show, Casualty,  won’t be depicting victims of a bomb attach by Islamist terrorists.

The BBC has dropped plans to show a fictional terror attack in an episode of Casualty to avoid offending Muslims.

The first show of the hospital drama’s new series was to have featured a storyline about an explosion caused by Islamic extremists.

Okay, get ready to laugh!!

Now the bomb will be set off by animal rights campaigners instead.

My friends, all 20 of you who check this blog every day, real life is funnier than fiction!  See, because it’s generally a liberal cause to not want to offend Muslims.  But animal rights whackos see theirs as a liberal cause as well – so now they’ll be offended that they were chosen to replace Islamists in a bomb plot.  They might have protests and stuff.  Some nutty misguided ones might even threaten the BBC.  Wouldn’t that be the icing on the cake?  Trade one terrorist group for another (completely fictional, in both cases, though.)

Wouldn’t made a lot more sense if it was an abortion clinic bombing – then they could scream the full hour about radical Christians, and we’d just keep our mouths shut.  Sure, Bill Donohue would write a letter of protest, but we’d hunker down and not worry about it.  It’s win-win for the BBC – offend Christians and promote the pro-abortion message!  Tell you what, BBC.  Revise it again, and I won’t even charge you for this idea.  I’m telling you, though, it may not be a good idea to offend the animal rights establishment!

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