Humorist Sheryl Crow recommended a couple of days ago on her blog that we all ought to drop back to one square of TP per sitting (three when absolutely necessary.)  Now she claims it was a joke (hmm…ever heard of a lib talking about a “botched joke before?”)

The Curt Jester has an outstanding sendup of Crow’s comments about TP and also about “virgin wood.”  (And yes, your mind is in the gutter.)